hi. my name is athena, but you can call me baby hands or little bear. i like being silly and this blog will chronicle my life. hope you enjoy it as much as i do.
hi. nice to meet you.
one time I was working at Dolly Parton’s water park as a photographer in the lazy river, and taking pictures and what not and I look up and see this very familiar black man floating in a tube toward me.
and it is Akon. So I’m like ‘hey Akon would you like a picture with your family today?’ He is all like ‘no thank you sweetie’ and I was all “well you have a good day, Akon”
he said you too and floated on.
|me in my head:||i'm going to get my life together and read classic novels and drink green tea and eat really healthy and wear cute outfits and make interesting artwork and spend lots of time outside. i'm going to start biking everywhere and walking and listening to lots of new indie bands that i've always wanted to listen to and take bubble baths and my life is just going to be amazing.|
|me in reality:||well. today i think i'm going to watch netflix in my pjs and eat ice cream. and if i'm feeling really productive i might shower.|
Today, 5/18/13, marks the 10th anniversary of Crazy in Love! The start of Beyoncé’s iconic solo career.
10 years and more relevant than ever as a solo artist - love you Bey!
so I was forced to go to church and all these babies were screaming and I said “we wouldn’t be having this problem if the church supported abortion” and the guy next to me almost had a heart attack
— Jean-Paul Sartre (via man-and-camera)
— Kate Winslet (via wrists)
you came back
I’d treat you like a lost Matisse
couch you like a Pasha
dance a Sevillana
leap and back flip like a Taiwanese diva
bang cymbals like a Chinese Opera
roar like a Fellini soundtrack
and laugh like the little dog that
watched the cow jump over the moon
I’d be your clown
I’d tell you funny stories and
paint clouds on the walls of my house
dress the bed in it’s best linen
And while you slept
I’d hold my breath and watch you move like a sunflower
— Once Again I Prove the Theory of Relativity — Sandra Cisneros (via tortuugaconmuletas)
— Sandra Cisneros, from “Little Miracles, Kept Promises” (via floricanto-desnuda)